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Lady Gaga - The Monster Ball Tour - Burswood Dome Perth

Lady Gaga with her "EGG hair" and her fake botox bleeding boobs while shes praying to St Maria

Early Life

Lady Gaga is a unknown evil force borned in china named Gagalupe "Slut" "Super-Whore" Stefani (as in [Gwen]). She is 90 years old but she as got no wrincles what so eva'...Scientists think its one of her "7 perez hilton powers" while her mom thinks its the 24 botox injections she injects every minute.


Early Career & Discography

When lady gaga born in china (more specific in Japan) she or he or it or something decided to sing. She said in one interview "I'm a kick ass slut i mean whore i mean i ohh fuck[er]"

She created 8 albuns and she only as one number 1 single called "My d!ck just dances when i shake myself" Here are her albums:

And the other 3 are unkown she said in ELLE magazine " I created 4 albums and i stole... 2 albums one from Madonna (Light Of Doom, An American Slut Life) 1 from Britney [Spears] (In the Bone) and 1 from Beyoncé ( S-day as in Slut)

Filmography

  • AVATAR - 1989 - Won the oscar for best actress in a leading or as shit role
  • Mamma Mia...!ts Hug3 - 2009 - Won the oscar for best supporting actress (later she killed Meryl Streep)
  • Biggest Farter - 2010 - Won the razzie for slutiest actress (later she humped George W. Bush and his dad)
  • Google it....[masturbate it] - 3019 - Won the Oscar for best male actor (later she killed Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt but she humped Jennifer Aniston 1st)


Future Future Future Work

Lady Caca i mean Gaga is creating her 8th or 5th album called: Born this way [like a fat ugly disc
Lady GaGa

Lady Gaga sucking something unkown

usting full of botox whore].

Her 1st single "Born This Way (copying madonna's express yourself)" recived very bad reviews.
Britney [Spears] from Calabassas quoted: "This Bitch think she can fuck me the queen of pop? That bitch aint gonna hit people one more time...Btw her penis his showing"

Someone from The New York Times: " This shit sounds like Madonna's Express Yourself Song from her album "Like a (horny) prayer" dosent it?'"
Gaga later replayed: "Don't fuck with gaga". After Gaga replayed the guy who wrote the critic on the new york times found dead in a bird nest. Unlike Britney who is still performing and singing (probably gaga was scared to mess with the queen)....

Gaga's Son

Date: 2th of October, 4011
Gaga decided to kidnap a little boy from Japan (tragedy as strock Japan).

Gaga decided to name the little boy R
Rihanna-red-hair

Gaga's son who followed the mothers steps and is now singing

hianna, and gave him boobs and a Vag!na!

Rhianna (you can read this sh!t name like you read Rihanna's name Rihanna) was getting very famous and his 1st song "Under My Momma's Penis Umbrela" was 1º on the Billboard Fake Shit Songs..Gaga's song never maneged to get number 1 so fast. So gaga killed Rhianna.

The Funeral date: 4th Of October, 4011 (11:59pm)






Jail Life

When Rhianna died the American Police called CSI: Miami, New York, Los Angeles & Las Vegas to inv
Sexphone

The Song "SEXPHONE" With her Gilfriend Black Shakira

estigate this particular case.

After 3 hard (HOURS) days Gaga was blamed for the death of Rhianna and went to jail 1 day.
When Gaga was in jail she become a tranny girl. She performed several of her songs COMPLETLY NUDE (not nude) wich made some of the lesbions on jail become straight. When Gaga was beeing released she had sex with a guy girl named Daniel Craig (black) $hakira.

They also made a song called Sex(Ohhh)Phone wich recived bad reviews all saying "Its The Same Shit as "The Telephone Effect ft Beyonce"" (wich won 700Shit Grammys and 200 oscars the 2nd most famous song ever its behind Britney ft Michael Jackson "Toxic Thriller" wich won 900Shit Grammy's and 100 Good Grammys and 500 Oscars)

Lyrics to Sex(Ohhh)Phone:

Hello, hello, baby;
You called, I can't fuck a thing.
I have got no service
in the bed, you see, see…
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you want to fuck me?
Sorry, I cannot do it with you,
I'm kinda busy.
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot fuck you, I'm kinda busy.
Just a second,
it's my favorite song they're gonna play (Toxic Thriller)
And I cannot sex you with
a fake d!*k in my hand, eh…
You shoulda made some sex with me,
you knew that I was free.
And now you won't stop calling me (to fuck me);
I'm kinda busy.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna fuck anymore!
I left my hand and my d!*k on the floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna sex you up anymore!
I left my hand and my d!*k on the dance floor.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH
Stop sex(ohh)phoninh' me!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH
I'm busy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH
Stop sex(ohh)phoninh' me!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH

Try to fuck me all you want,
but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my Sex(ohhh)phone!
Out in the bed,
and I'm strippin' that bra,
and you're not gonna reach my Sex(ohhh)phone!
Fuck me all you want but
Ya aint gonna fuck
reach my Sex(ohhh)phone!
Out in the club,
and I'm strippin' that pantie,
and you're not gonna reach my Sex(ohh)phone!


Black $hakira:
Boy, the way you blowin' up my (PIIII)
won't make me leave no faster.
Put my pantie on faster,
leave my t!ts no faster.
I shoulda left my sexphone at home,
'cause this is a disaster!
Callin' like a gay doctor -
sorry, I cannot answer!

Not that I don't like you,
I'm just at an orgy party.
And I am sick and tired
of my Sex(ohh)phone r-ringing.
Sometimes I feel like
I live in the Tranny Slut Call Me Ring Me Kim Possible Madonna Show (TSCMRMKPMS)
Tonight I'm not takin' no suck up,


'cause I'll be fuckin'.
'Cause I'll be fuckin'
'Cause I'll be fuckin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be fuckin'!

Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna fuck anymore!
I left my hand and my d!*k on the floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna sex you up anymore!
I left my hand and my d!*k on the dance floor.


Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH
Stop sex(ohh)phoninh' me!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH
I'm busy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH
Stop sex(ohh)phoninh' me!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH


Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna fuck anymore!
I left my hand and my d!*k on the floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna sex you up anymore!
I left my hand and my d!*k on the dance floor.


Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH
Stop sex(ohh)phoninh' me!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH
I'm busy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH
Stop sex(ohh)phoninh' me!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, AHHH AHHH AHHH

Fuck me all you want
but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my Sex(ohh)phone!

'Cause I'm out in the club,
and I'm strippin' and showing that D!*k,
and you're not gonna reach my Sex(ohh)phone!
My Sex(ohh)phone!
Mmmmmm my my my m-y m-y Sex(ohh)phone!


'Cause I'm out in the club,
and I'm strippin' that bra,
and you're not gonna reach my Sex(ohh)phone!
My Sex(ohh)phone!


Mmmmmm my my my m-y m-y Sex(ohh)phone!
'Cause I'm out in the club,
and I'm strippin' that bra,
and you're not gonna reach my Sex(ohh)phone!

7 Perez Hilton Powers

One day when Gaga (aka CACA) was fucking Perez Hilton an atomic bomb attacked the apartment (where they were fucking) lucly Perez hilton died but Gaga didn't...She has got now 7 perez powers.

  • Never aging - ages but she always will look the same
  • Growing dick - her dick or any other dick can grow
  • Boob explosion - she can make her boobs explode mini bombs
  • Audience attack - she can attack one member of the audience fuck him kill him and never be sued
  • But shut - she can make sexual songs
  • Fuck You - she can fuck whoever she wants (ex.: YOU)
  • Sex Organ - she can change her sex organs (she can have a dick or a vagina+a dick..sadly she cant have just a vagina.)


Rhianna's beating

In June 4th of 4011, Gaga was having sex see
Tempo

Gaga's car "The Gaga [Poop] Machine"

ing her mother Rhianna, and one night at the Granny Awards Gaga saw a text message on Rhianna's phone saying "I want to fuck suck blow lick do a 69 on you Love you Madonna".

So Gaga said to RhiRhi "lets go have sex in my car" and they went to Gaga's car.
According to the police Rhianna tryed to call SuperMan, 911, Britney Spears, Ke$ha, Shakira (the white one), herself, her balance check, MTV and none of them answered. So Rhianna was raped by GAGA.
Gaga later said in a interview "STOP TOUCHING ME KE$HA (assuming Ke$ha rapped her twice) I WANT TO FUCK MADONNA (assuming Gaga wants to fuck madonna) and Born this way (assuming gaga masturbate herself on her video Born this way (like a fat whore)"
Also Madonna had a baby with Gaga called Madgaga who was latter killed and served as dinner with rice.

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